Psychoanalysis

Psychoanalyze Yourself. Answer thefollowing questions with the firstthought that comes to mind. Then readwhich each answer means. (No cheating!)
1. You are not alone. You are walkinginthe woods. Who are you with?-- myself
2. You are walking in the woods. Youseean animal. What kind of animal is it?-- tiger
3. What interaction takes place betweenyou and the animal?-- petting
4. Your dream house. Is it big?-- No.
5. Is your dream house surrounded by afence?-- No.
6. You enter the house. You walk in tothe dining room and see the dining roomtable. What do you see on AND aroundit?-- Fresh foods on the table straight from katay, luto. I see my family around it.
7. You exit the house and a cup is onthe ground, what kind is it?-- Cup of life, Wooden
8. What do you do with the cup?-- I pick it up
9. You walk to the edge of the propertywhere you find yourself standing at theedge of a body of water. What kind ofbody of water is it?-- flowing river
10. How will you cross the water?-- Walk through it
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1. The person who you are walking inthewoods with is the most important personin your life.
2. The size of the animal isrepresentative of your perception ofhowbig a problem your life is and how itshandled.
3. The severity of the interaction youhave with the animal is representativeof how you deal with your problems.
4. The size of your dream home isrepresentative of the size of yourambition to solve your problems.
5. A lack of a fence is indicative ofanopen personality. People are welcome atall times. The presence of a fenceindicates a closed personality. You'dprefer people not drop by unannounced.
6. If your answer did NOT include food,flowers, or people, then you aregenerally unhappy.
7. The durability of the material thecup is made of is representative of theperceived durability of yourrelationship.
8. Your disposition of the cup isrepresentative of your attitude.
9. The size of the body of water isrepresentative of the size of yoursexual desire.
10. How wet you get in crossing thewater is indicative of the relativeimportance of your sex life.

Tatang! Inang!

Reasons Why I Go Back to Papaya:

1. Fresh foods direct from katay (manok at baboy)
2. Fresh fruits direct from pitas (kaimito, guyabano, bayabas, mangga, etc.)
3. Swimming with carabaos and chocolate sundaes in the river
4. Fresh air running through my nostrils that gives a healing touch
5. Dogs, chickens, roosters, chics, carabaos, bird, cows, pigs, worms, ducks, pabo, (this just came to me, why don't they own a cat)
6. The grand church ( grand! I tell you )
7. My inherited land
8. My grandgrandfather Emilio and my grandgrandmother (o shit! I do not know her name)


Kaw, anong inuuwian mo sa probinsya mo? Hulaan mo kung saan probinsya ko.

tots

"Our deepest fear is not that we are inadequate. Our deepest fear is that we are powerful beyond measure. It is our light not our darkness that most frightens us. Your playing small does not serve the world. There is nothing enlightening about shrinking so that other people won't feel insecure around you.
We were all meant to shine as children do. Its not just in some of us, its in everyone. And as we let our own light shine, we unconsciously give other people permission to do the same. As we are liberatedfrom our own fear, our presence automatically liberates others." -Timo Cruz, Coach Carter


"if there's a WILL, there's a WAY"
"to BELIEVE is to SEE..."
"GOD is JUST..."
"God grant me the serenity to accept things I cannot change, the courage to change things I can and the wisdom to know the difference..."

wala nang kamias

pinakuha ako ng tatay ko ng kamias kaninang umaga sa bahay ng lolo ko... pagdating ko sa kanila walang tao kundi ang Tita Beth ko at at ang makulit na si Cid... nagpaalam na lang ako kay Tita Beth...pagpunta ko sa likod ng bahay wala nang kamias... anim na piraso lang nakuha kong kamias... gagamiten sana na pampapaasim sa painakuluang tilapia... soyong!

nagsimba ako kaninang 6:30 sa Five Wounds... nakita ko lolo ko...

"A, wala nang bunga 'yon kase wala nang mga insect. Kailiangan kase ng cross-pollination para magbunga 'yun mga flower. Mataas na kase yung bakod na katabi nung Kamias kaya hindi na pinupuntahan ng mga insect..."

Ang lupit talaga ng lolo ko pagdating sa agriculture. Nakapagtapos kase siya ng Agriculture sa pagkakaalam ko. Tubong Nueva Ecija siya.

Kailangan ng Kamias Trees ang Cross-pollination para magbunga kaya wag haharangan ng bakod ang mga Kamias trees

tae!

According to one nursing student:
"There are two kinds of shit: the aromatic shit and the pungent shit. The aromatic shit is the healthy shit while the pungent shit is the unhealthy shit. I'm tellin' you, you don't want that pungent shit especially when you're off goin' to school."

There you go. That's the shit...

mahirap maging tamad

napagisip-isip ko na mas mahirap pala maging tamad kaysa maging masipag...

ang katamaran ay isang sakit na mahirap malunasan... kailangang maagapan bago pa ito lumalala...

isama na rin siguro ang tinatawag nilang procrastination at mga pagkahumaling sa mga distraction ng buhay...di ko nagagawa sa tamang oras yung mga dapat kong gawin...tapos nauuwe ako sa wala at mga walang kwentang bagay

pero minsan napagiisip-isip ko rin na nagiging Bisy Backson ako... ayon sa "The Tao of Pooh", ang Bisy Backson ay isang taong laging gustong may ginagawa siya... madalas gusto ko na me ginagawa ako pero wala akong motivation para gawin ang mga bagay na gusto kong gawin...feeling ko walang kwenta yun mga ginagawa ko...

pag marame akong ginagawa hinihiling ko na sana nahihiga na lang ako sa kama at natutulog...pag wala naman akong magawa, para akong sasabog na bulkan at indi mapakali...kakabad3p!
alam ko masipag akong tao...mapursige...tatapusin ang isang bagay hanggang sa matapos ito...minsan naghuhugas ng pinggan, nagtatapon ng basura...nag-aaral ng mabute...bumibile ng bigas

alam ko tamad akong tao...tamad maligo...tamad ayusin ang kama para me maayos na higaan...tamad lumabas ng bahay...tamad magsuklay ng buhok...tamad mag-ahit...tamad maghilamos ng mukha

basta napansin ko lang na masipag ako sa lahat ng bagay pero tamad ako gawin ang mga simpleng bagay na hindi mo aakalaing katatamaran pa ng isang normal na nilalang

inspiring mentors

Sir Llanes / Drafting - kapag cya ang naging dean, palda na ang uniform ng mga babae at glass-floored na ang eng'g building; huwag seryosohin ang buhay; maging matiyaga sa mga plates; tawa lang; mag-isip at mag-analyze kase engineer ka

Ma'am Antonio / English (a.k.a Mam "Darling") - approachable; disciplined teacher; magaling mag-english; English matters in everyday life; magaling magturo cos she doesn't go by the book; ibang klase cya magturo ng isang minor subject; the best English teacher I ever had this college

Sir Butch Carbonell / Geometry - "its the coco-fruit from the coco tree"; being an engineer doesn't necessarily mean you are a robot and you can't be flexible; an inspiring person; a great speaker; "inspire before you expire"

Ma'am Delena / Physics - maging disiplinado; always go into detail; never take things forgranted; self-study; work for your own grade; "sagutan mo lahat ng problems sa libro at kung hindi bahala ka na sa buhay mo"; kahit na muntik na ko bumagsak sa subject niya hangang-hanga pa rin ako sa kanya kase sa kanya ko naramdaman ang pagiging estudyante; hindi give-away ang mga test niya except un finals; nakakalasing siya magpatest; "no direct substitution for you my boy!" - that's why she's the best

Mr. Rambongga / Math (a.k.a "One of the Terror 3") - "bilisan mo mag-isip baka mapag-iwanan ka ng panahon"; disiplina ang kailangan tsong; bawal ma-late; me minus ang papel na walang stapler; bawal magsulat sa likod ng papel; papansin siyang professor; corny magpatawa katulad ko; minsan moody; prangko; "ituturo ko sa'yo ang mga dapat mong malaman, huwag na nating artehan ang math"; "huwag mong ipakita sa 'kin na magaling ka kase ang hahaba ng solution mo"; "for the sake of art..."; dahil sa kanya umiyak si Erwin; imbis na sagutan ni Bacosa ang test paper niya sinulatan na lang niya si sir kase wala naman siyang masagot

Mr. Abrera / Circuits - magaling siya magturo although inconsistent minsan; malupit mag-patest kase ibang-iba sa tinuro niya yung mga tanong pero masasagot ko pa ren basta mag-analyze lang ako; bagsak ako sa prelims at pati ata finals pero pumasa pa ren ako kase matataas mga quizzes ko sa kanya; dahil sa kanya napa-study group ako (great experience); nalaman kong di totoo na me minus kapag walang stapler ang test paper (panakot lang)

Ma'am Lianne Javier / TAR - ginawang interesting para sa aken ang tax at land reform; disciplinarian pero mabaet pa ren; nakuha niya ang puso ng mga mag-aaral (almost impossible for minor subjects)

Ma'am Paulino / Filipino - best Filipino teacher I ever had; color-coded lage ang suot niya; open-minded person; good speaker; speaks her opinion well; mahalaga para sa kanya ang opinion ng estudyante; she's beautiful despite her age

Ma'am Fontilla / Literature - wish we had one more literature subject with her as our prof; we'll talk about life, love, politics, current events, art, humanities; isa siyang aktibista; you can she from her ways that she has full of wisdom

Sir Viscerra / ECE 2 (a.k.a "The Love Machine") - "you miss one hundred percent of the shots you never took"; maangas pero matalinong prof at alam niya ang ginagawa niya; napakagaling magturo; mahirap pagtanungan; active sa ECE organization; inspiring professor na tipong pang - Coach Carter movie; loko-loko pero matino mag-isip; "ang aim ko e ipasa yung mga natuto" - Sir Viscerra; ipagmalaki mong ECE ka at advantage ang pagiging ECE engineer